Jan 9, 2012

Both ends, baby, both ends

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This has totally been me lately.

One major point of contention? I will be here in less than two months...

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and I have to lose a massive amount of weight if I want to be sporting this little number...

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because right now?

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yeah, right now it ain't workin'. So any ideas or tips on how to lose a lot of weight in a short period of time is greatly welcomed. I have a pretty open mind, so it doesn't have to be healthy. Or even legal.

Finally, all your comments on my tattoo post last week totally have me inspired and curious. (If you asked me a question on that post, I will be answering today!) Bethany suggested I host a tattoo link-up, where everyone can show off their own tattoos and/or what they would like to get if they decided to get one. Would ya'll be interested in participating in that? I think it could be pretty successful and draw lots of new readers to our blogs, so you in?

And, since I already showed you guys all my tattoos, I might go get a new one just for the link-up.

PS. Bachelor recap number two coming up tomorrow. You can read the first one here.


67 comments:

Bethany said...[Reply]

If you have an iPhone get the Loseit! App. I LOVE IT. It will ask you how much weight you want to lose and tell you how quickly you will reach that goal. It is a food and exercise diary, too. It is awesomeeee!

Alisha said...[Reply]

Oh goodness, feel better soon!

Liquid detox diets are a quick fix for losing a little bit of weight. Just be sure to drink LOTS of water!! Try smoothies instead of full out meals.

Good luck!

Shelley said...[Reply]

Lots of exercise and a 1200 calorie diet.

mommyspice said...[Reply]

I'm down for a tattoo linkup. Healthy weightloss-my girlfriend is doing the 17 day diet and before that she did powdered protein shakes. Unhealthy/illegal-crack of course, adderral, or my personal favorite diet pills and energy drinks plus a shit ton of water. Let me know what you end up doing!

Ashley said...[Reply]

I plan to do a Bachelor recap link up tomorrow - be sure to check it out!!!

Holly said...[Reply]

A tattoo link up would be awesome. Cute little bikini too, good luck with that!

Holly said...[Reply]

A tattoo link up would be awesome. Cute little bikini too, good luck with that!

undomestic chica said...[Reply]

I'd be down for a tattoo link up.

Sami said...[Reply]

Love the tatto link up idea! I would def join!

Courtney*Cakes said...[Reply]

Totally down for a tattoo link up!!! I think it would be so much fun!!!

Angie said...[Reply]

Running is what always helps me lose weight fast!

Beau said...[Reply]

Hey you should read what steph wrote about today. But you would have to give up alcohol which prob would be a negative ghost ryder.

BGR

Shug in Boots said...[Reply]

mega unhealthy, but no carbs is fast.

dottie said...[Reply]

Hell yes please to the tat link up!!

Like you need to lose weight!! Plus, you can always throw on that purdy speedo you had on the other day in your guest post! I kid, I kid!

Running?

Mrs. Mama said...[Reply]

hahah you crack me up...
i gotta say, that bikini is HOT!
i need me one of those!

And you DON'T need to lose any weight.

♥Jess said...[Reply]

First I must say, I LOVE your bathing suit. It's a 10!
& YES! The tattoo link up would be a great idea! :) I'm in!

Jen said...[Reply]

I say yes to the tattoo linkup, I've never shared mine! And (mostly thanks to your post) I'm getting my second one this weekend! It's been in the back of my mind and that was the push I needed.

Kalli said...[Reply]

Drink freakish amounts of water. It really does work... you feel fuller without eating as much but you still get the nutrients that your body needs because you are actually feeding yourself what you need not want!! Like... today. I have already drank 3 water bottles full of water. I have eaten a apple and a cliff bar. And I Don't feel hungry at all because I am only eating what I really need!!! One of my roommates started doing this and lost (no joke) 6 pounds during the first week. It obviously tapered off to just a few pounds a week after that but it's a good start!!!

Faith said...[Reply]

not eating after 7 helps me & drinking lots and lots of water ... stay away from your friend Wine and Liquor too ... that one stinks but you'll drop some that way too.

i have a feeling you will be rocking that bikini in a few months! it's so cute! :)

Lord knows I need to loose a few before I go on any vacations ;)

Gina said...[Reply]

two words: Master Cleanse (google it). this is going to be painful, but also cut out processed breads (gluten) and alcohol. we're headed to Riviera Maya in 3 weeks, and i would be doing the same thing if i weren't pregnant. <> theschutters.blogspot.com

Cristie Young said...[Reply]

Heck yes to the tattoo post! And no carb/no sugar is probably the easiest way to lose weight the fastest and A LOT of water!

Have a great day,

Cristie
keepingupwiththeyoung.blogspot.com

aislin said...[Reply]

you forgot the most important part of posting your rockin' bathing suit!! the link to where you go it! love the lace, it's gorgeous.
don't lose sleep over the weight thing. we just got back from mexico over christmas & i had such big plans to be this skinny minnie. i love 5 small pounds before [during christmas break to boot!!] and felt great :) good luck!!

Samantha Lynne said...[Reply]

P90x program or the P.I.N.K Method. Both are workout programs you do at home. They are fast paced but you gain so much progess in no time.

I've been to Alantis before in the Bahamas. It's beautiful.
xo
Samantha

betterblondesam.blogspot.com

Bree said...[Reply]

tatoo link up, yes please. Also... LOVE the lil bikini.
You can do it!

Taylor said...[Reply]

I am down 2 lbs. since Saturday! Arbonne 7 day cleanse guarentees 3 lbs..and just think if you starve on top and only drink the cleanse and eat the protein chews. Hello Anny...

Amie said...[Reply]

Atlantis in the Bahamas? Agh! I really want to stay at the Cove there with my husband but I don't think we're planning that until the end of next year :(

Pink and Green Moms said...[Reply]

Check out eatcleandiet.com!

Joeylee said...[Reply]

Love that bikini. Girl you don't need to lose weight, your beautiful!!!
A tattoo link up would be awesome

Judy said...[Reply]

Where the crap did you get that bikini? Limited Too? It's teeny! Wait, YOU'RE teeny. Now it makes sense! :)

Aly @ Analyze This said...[Reply]

Eeek! Get better soon!!

Go on a liquid diet or cleanse! Sista, it will clean you out!!

Lindsey said...[Reply]

The tattoo link up would be pretty cool to do. I would link up and show possible ones that I want. Good luck on the weight loss, but know your beautiful anyway!

Marjorie said...[Reply]

Exciting! In May were cruising the carribean and I still have a tummy left over from baby #3 (she's 3 months). Anyway doing Pilates like mad for free from Blogilates (you can find her videos online).

Tabitha Lynn said...[Reply]

Excited for the bachelor recap!!

I'd do the tattoo link up.

Casey said...[Reply]

love love love the idea of a link-up!! just give me some warning so i can get some somewhat decent photos taken of mine!

Melissa @ Thirty Little Things said...[Reply]

If you find some miracle weight loss thingy, hook a sister up. Crossfit has worked for me- helps to build muscle quickly, and if you're a competitive, rageful bitch - its the best therapy. I know you like to work out at home, so try some of the bodyrock.tv work outs. They're intense like crossfit! Other than that, water, veggies and no alcohol.. Ick.

Love the bikini!

Kayla said...[Reply]

Yes let's do a tattoo link up!!!!!!

And when you find the miracle weight loss- BLOG IT!

Good luck gorgeous!

Melanie said...[Reply]

OMG, the tattoo link up would be super cool! I would totally join ya, & show you the tattoo I would for surely get if I ever did, but never would cause I'm a big chicken. But none the less, please do it.

I LOVE your bootie pic! That must be mini barbie size cause you are super skinny/hot. Really, it's kinda annoying. lol)

Yessss. Bachelor recap! Can't wait. I'm going to get the monkey to bed early, snuggle up on the couch w/ a glass(bottle) of cab, & watch that boring boy, & all the crazies! Sad but true! Xo

Nhart said...[Reply]

I would def. be into doing a tattoo link up

Michelle said...[Reply]

Um yes! I will participate!!!! xoxo

ashleigh said...[Reply]

i too need to lose some LBS but recently i lost like 15 pounds by just changing one thing;
i wrote about it here love bug!

http://www.waking-up-in-vegas.com/2011/12/how-i-lost-some-poundage.html

and i love the tattoo linkup idea;
i mean i dont have any but i'd link up the ones i want

CMae said...[Reply]

You know the answer to this lol NO ALCOHOL!!!!!! How do you think MW is so ripped as he is? because he doesn't drink. Like ever. Not one beer. Give it up and you'll see a change!! I promise!

The Shaw Shack said...[Reply]

Eat to Live Diet by Dr. Fuhrman. You could end up losing 20 pounds in the first 6 weeks and it is healthy and legal! :) Pretty much a vegan diet but limiting starches and oils/salt. Heard from TONS of people that it works. I am gearing myself up for it too because this ace sho' ain't fitting in my suits yet!

Young and Fabulous said...[Reply]

ravey pants you are BEAUTIFUL!! seriously...there need not any weight loss in your area :-) You popped out 2 amazing kiddos and still have a killer bod!! LOVE! and i absolutely love that lil bikini ;-) i assume rob does too eh eh!

hmmm not that you need to lose any weight, but jillian michaels 30 day shred is supposed to be fantastic! you can buy the DVD on amazon for like 10 bucks and its just 30 mins a day (along with eating healthy but i know you already eat healthy!) and you can just do it at home so you can still be a mama!!

also try zumba!! or JUST DANCE if you have wii/playstation/xboxx!

i wanna goto atlantis can I come? pwetty pwease?

Oh and keep drinkin da booze!! ;-) drink your calories! you know you know! hahah looveee you lady lets hang out soon

xoxoxo

Traci said...[Reply]

Ok first of all you suck! I want to go there and I would say cut carbs but I'm sure you'll look fine either way especially in that suit...holey smokes!

Michelle said...[Reply]

raw foods/juice diet. Wokrs wonders. And detoxifies! I'm jealous, I need a get away.

Miss Caitlin S. said...[Reply]

HAHAHAH, you are so funny. My fast method is juicing... though it's hard to keep it all off once switching back. You are hilarious. And yes, answer your tattoo questions!

Sarah said...[Reply]

LOVE that swimsuit! Rock it momma!! If you find a quick way to lose weight feel free to share cause I'm all ears :)

the workaholic momma said...[Reply]

AH - love that itty bitty bikini - get it girl!!!! I did South Beach before my wedding...it sucks but totally works quick!!!

Ashley said...[Reply]

No alcohol? What are these crazy chicks talking about?! Obviously the answer is a booze only diet. Don't eat, drink ya a big ol' bottle of wine & you'll be on your way to getting nice and white girl wasted/skinny. Orrrr you could do Weight Watchers with my big ass. I almost passed out when I found out my beloved Long Island was 15 points (more than 1/2 of my daily allowance) That's a bunch of bullshit =)

jessica said...[Reply]

Yes, start one! I love reading tattoo posts!

{andthisiswhatshesaid} said...[Reply]

I LOVE what Ashley said haha.. No drinking? Dream on!

That pic makes me laugh. HARD.

The tattoo post is a awesome idea, but Sometimes Sweet does that so I just would be forewarned, you know how people get crazy

auntiepeep said...[Reply]

Atkins all the way, baby! Quick fix. The weight will come off.

Kristine Foley @ TheFoleyFam said...[Reply]

You'll have to let me know what you do! I need a "jumpstart" to kick my fat in the ass (no pun intended) Lol! Wish I had an ass! Would LOVE a tattoo link up! Almost added another this past weekend in Vegas... almost ;) P.S. Thanks for totally making me feel like a rockstar by following my pinboards on Pinterest ;) Love ya!

Rachel said...[Reply]

I know - buy a bigger suit and problem solved!! =) Or cocaine... Seriously, that thing is ridiculously TINY!!! Kind of annoyed you get to go on vacation. But it won't be as fun as our big vaca to Mt. Bachelor!! ;) And I still can't believe you posted that picture - cracked me up!!!

Jamie said...[Reply]

Oxy Elite Pro diet pills from GNC. They're super cracky if you're into that sort of thing (which I am).

Kodi said...[Reply]

The tattoo link-up sounds like a wonderful idea! If you do it, and need a co-host of sorts, I'd love to be in on it:)


Oh, where did you get that bikini? You'll be one hot momma on the beach!

Amy Childress said...[Reply]

totally game for the tattoo link up!! yay!!

Amy Childress said...[Reply]

totally game for the tattoo link up!! yay!!

Amy Childress said...[Reply]

oh and that bikini, is soo hot. if i totally had the knockers for that i would so wear it too..
Confidence is the key..and we all know you have it..

as do i..

KRISTIN said...[Reply]

I did the cabbage soup diet last year and not only survived through it but lost almost 10 pounds in a week! Here's the link if you're interested:http://www.busybeemn.com/2011/04/soup-diet.html

And I would FOR SURE do a tat link-up! Great idea!

Lindsey said...[Reply]

I missed this post yesterday since I was getting my face stitched up and all. Umm I wouldn't even dare of wearing a bikini right now. Like I can't even fit into my dress. Anywho - yes I said I was going to post about you monday. Sorry my face got kicked in. I am going to text you a pic of my lip too. And I'll post about you tomorrow and hold off on the shower recap. OK!? Now stop your damn bitching.

Jill said...[Reply]

Girl, WHAT are you talking about? No weight to lose at all! you look FAB mama! I TRUELY mean it!

I am on day #4 of doing awesome with eating im so damn proud of myself, because I NEED IT, NOT YOU! lol ;) But I have been making smoothies for breakfast and I LOVE them and add my own creations to them. I make a different one each day. Plus Its a way to get my fruits in and nurtients I guess haha. I have been DEAD tired so long now and I am trying ANYTHING and everything to get my energy levels back up. It may be a thing c alled PARENTHOOD depleting me!?! lol. But yeah try the smoothies and I am also back running again too, and hopefully soon I will see results!

This morning smoothie I made I LOVED. It was 1 banana, 3/4 cup of frozen or fresh blueberries, 3/4 cup of milk, 2 tsp of honey (I added this on my own) and 3 spoonfuls of walnuts (i added this as well) and it was great! Walnuts are very good for you so I hear! :)

anyways I LOVE that bathingsuit. I Wish I could fit into that! sexy mama you are! hah

and yes! do a tat link up! I wrote a post on mine already I copied from yours! lol <3

Shalyn said...[Reply]

I LOVE Atlantis, you lucky girl! That is going to be a blast. I doubt you need to lose very much, if any weight. But, running and juicing is a great way to shed pounds fast!

Stephenie said...[Reply]

i have done the special K diet and it works great! 2 bowls of cereal a day and one healthy meal which i did at lunch and ran like hell! (: lost a lot and quick! i was in a wedding! (;

Jodie said...[Reply]

You don't need to lose any weight, you look amazing!! :)

I love the idea of you having a tattoo link up!! I love love tattoos! I only have one and will probably only have this one but I love looking at other peoples tattoos and hearing the stories! I really love your LOVE!! So pretty!!

Kelsey @ Seattle Smith's said...[Reply]

I'm currently on day 8 of 24 doing the Advocare 24 day challenge. With supplements, strict nutrition every 3 hrs and a gallon+ of water a day!! Email me if you want info. I'm sold as lost 7 lbs in first 5 days and kept it off this far with tons more to tighten :)

Impulsive Addict said...[Reply]

Omg.
You're way popular. Is that why you forgot me? The little people always get screwed.

Ok. That bikini is hot. You can rock it. I've been doing the Dukan Diet (google it) and I've dropped over 9 pounds since Jan 1. It's painful and I had to give up the captain (so I'm bitchy) but I'm dropping weight. My food addiction was OOC.

Miss you Boo. I'm trying to catch up on your blog!

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