Comments on A Momma's Desires and Pacifiers: If I were President

THIS!!!! * If you decide to stay at home and rais...

2012-02-10T20:06:27.134-08:00

THIS!!!!

* If you decide to stay at home and raise your child, you get an actual salary from the state. W2 forms and all.*

HALLELUYERRR AMEN, PRAISE BABY JESUS!

yes, yes, yes and YES. abso-fucking-lutely.

2012-02-03T22:48:03.093-08:00

yes, yes, yes and YES. abso-fucking-lutely.

I think locking Michael Moore up in an igloo somew...

2012-02-03T15:06:13.614-08:00

I think locking Michael Moore up in an igloo somewhere at the North Pole would be even better! That guy is just SO annoying!!

I'd vote for you!!

2012-02-03T12:26:59.788-08:00

I'd vote for you!!

I would vote for you :)

2012-02-02T17:52:02.081-08:00

I would vote for you :)

Oh my gosh, this post makes me love you even more....

2012-02-01T18:51:36.228-08:00

Oh my gosh, this post makes me love you even more. Seriously, AMEN to all of it! Especially to the biker one...I despise them!!!

Oh my gracious... My husband and I definitely laug...

2012-02-01T17:31:00.392-08:00

Oh my gracious... My husband and I definitely laughed SO hard at your Presidential platform!! LOVE IT!! Oh, and I love the little elephant in your mustache photo too! Well done, Raven! :)

i have read lots of these posts Rav and I have to ...

2012-02-01T17:15:16.450-08:00

i have read lots of these posts Rav and I have to say I agree with yours completely - we have very much the SAME views politically. Raven for 2012 :)

Raven, this is perfect. I definitely laughed out l...

2012-02-01T16:26:55.782-08:00

Raven, this is perfect. I definitely laughed out loud at Moore being banished to Croatia (poor Croatians) and Hollywood no longer being able to open their stupid mouths. did I just say that? I did. But really, what do you know when all you do is pretend for a living?! I say it with a smile.

Thanks for making me crack up per usual!!

I've ALWAYS said SAHM's should get a salar...

2012-02-01T13:06:53.567-08:00

I've ALWAYS said SAHM's should get a salary, even before being married and becoming a mom myself! DEF the hardest job in the world!!

100% agree with you about all the sickos and murderers!! Banish them to Croatia too, let them see what prisons are like in other countries!!

LOVE your list!! :)

I do agree with some of your statements; stay at h...

2012-02-01T12:53:58.278-08:00

I do agree with some of your statements; stay at home moms get paid in Switzerland I think. McDonalds should be more expensive-its just too damn convenient. And MOST of all, I totally agree about the bikes in my lane!!!

I wouldn't vote for you, but you already knew that. ;) I'm more of a Christina fan than a Britney.

I'd vote for ya!! Even if there was no "s...

2012-02-01T11:26:52.378-08:00

I'd vote for ya!! Even if there was no "stache" :)!

oooops she did it again..., lol love it!

2012-02-01T10:34:05.180-08:00

oooops she did it again..., lol love it!

Haha! I love you! Everything you said is perfect. ...

2012-02-01T08:14:01.594-08:00

Haha! I love you! Everything you said is perfect. Although I would try to sway you on the flat rate tax. I totally think that wealthy people should be taxed higher, and I come from a reasonably wealthy family. In my opinion there is no reason a single mom making $25k a year should be taxed the same as some silver spoon millionaire... If we tax everyone the same, we will totally eliminate the middle class. There will only be rich people and poor people... Just "keepin it real". ;) xoxo

p.s. Michael Moore is a huge idiot!

I completely agree with all of this. Especially th...

2012-02-01T08:03:03.918-08:00

I completely agree with all of this. Especially the Britney one. Because that's obviously the most important of all of them. :)

this just made me love you so much...you have NO i...

2012-02-01T07:21:28.683-08:00

this just made me love you so much...you have NO idea! :)

I work in a prison (I'm a nurse) & let me ...

2012-02-01T06:44:04.601-08:00

I work in a prison (I'm a nurse) & let me just say... have you checked out stats on offenders re-entry? I believe over 1/3 of offenders who are released are back in prison within 3 months. [Well, I'm in Indiana so it may be different all over.] &&& they're talking about going to 1 for 3 for good behavior days instead of how it is now, every 1 day of good behavior is 1 day off your sentence. Every 1 day of good behavior is 3 days off your sentence?! Are you kidding me? They only serve half their sentences now as it is!! These guys don't rehab. They just don't. They grew up in this lifestyle, they've made a lifelong list of bad decisions, & that's all they know.

Sorry. Stepping off my soap box.

as a law student I do agree that punishment for th...

2012-02-01T06:42:28.557-08:00

as a law student I do agree that punishment for those kinds of crimes against children should be more severe...especially sexual abuse. However, "executing them after 30 days" as someone suggested (although I'm sure it was more tongue in cheek), would violate due process. Especially for all those people who were wrongfully convicted (and it DOES happen)-- probs too serious for this post, but I agree with the Sponge Bob bit. I don't even have a kid and he makes me nervous and edgy. I think it's the eyes.

The only two I would have had to read before casti...

2012-02-01T06:37:39.928-08:00

The only two I would have had to read before casting my vote would be the mommy salary and health food. Yes m'am!

I agree with over half of the items on your platfo...

2012-02-01T03:36:26.802-08:00

I agree with over half of the items on your platform. Which might be more than I can say for anyone who is actually running.

I'll write you in.

can we take it further by making all children stan...

2012-02-01T00:53:32.095-08:00

can we take it further by making all children stand up and pledge allegiance to Britney Spears every morning in school? YES!

You have my vote :D

2012-01-31T21:49:50.505-08:00

You have my vote :D

This is GREAT> I so agree with the children thi...

2012-01-31T21:31:59.931-08:00

This is GREAT> I so agree with the children thing. AMEN SISTA. I wanna kill some of the people I work with after reading that shit. Holy fuck.

Sponge bob is seriously the worst thing ever.

Id vote for you for sure!

2012-01-31T19:53:54.452-08:00

Id vote for you for sure!

I'd vote for you!

2012-01-31T19:30:50.606-08:00

I'd vote for you!