Comments on A Momma's Desires and Pacifiers: Bachelor recap #2

Oh girl. you have no idea how much I wanted to rea...

2012-01-12T00:19:59.579-08:00

Oh girl. you have no idea how much I wanted to read your recap sooner, but just got done watching it/aka pile if monkey poop!

Ok. I am now in LOVE w/ your recap! Seriously, why even watch it now, I can just read your waaaay more interesting twist! But darn it, I can't stop.

FAV line by far...

Courtney~ ." Um...I'm pretty sure that your jank upper lip is the definition of annoying. Skank.

HA! LOVE you!

I just started reading your blog, and I just wante...

2012-01-11T17:31:38.823-08:00

I just started reading your blog, and I just wanted to say you are hilarious! I love your posts!
chelseajuarbe.blogspot.com

couldn't watch it 'til tonight (watching o...

2012-01-10T21:05:04.014-08:00

couldn't watch it 'til tonight (watching online) and i purposely went to your blog as soon as i was done so that i could read your thoughts. as i suspected, i agree with everything you said. blakely is a psycho, courtney is A MODEL (with, yes, a weird upper lip) and the words coming out of jenna's mouth may or may not be words of the english language. we're on the same page.

I agree with every single thing you said, especial...

2012-01-10T19:11:40.441-08:00

I agree with every single thing you said, especially about Courtney THE MODEL. Ugh she is so annoying! But I do love Kacie B! There seems to be a few nice girls on this season, but the rest of them are NUTS!

I'm so with you! This season BLOWS! Ben is lif...

2012-01-10T17:44:13.626-08:00

I'm so with you! This season BLOWS! Ben is lifeless and the girls are so trashy! Ewww!

xo

Ick- this season sucks so bad!

2012-01-10T17:43:58.778-08:00

Ick- this season sucks so bad!

I ran home (ok I didn't RUN, that would be wei...

2012-01-10T17:36:31.147-08:00

I ran home (ok I didn't RUN, that would be weird) from work to read your week 2 recap. You are DEAD ON girl!!! Jenna after the rose ceremony..."are you kidding me?....no really are you kidding me?" Uh no sister, not kidding you, go buy some Xanax ASAP!!! Shit that girl is 3 shades of crazy! Love the recaps, can't wait till next week! Love your blog, thanks for keepin' it real!

laughed out loud at an obnoxious volume multiple t...

2012-01-10T16:02:54.457-08:00

laughed out loud at an obnoxious volume multiple times while reading this.

Courtney the Model needs to go! like now! but she won't... because as you said, Ben wants to bang her. And honestly, in 20 years he'll still be saying "hey remember when I banged that model" ... who just used me to get famous...
Their date SUCKED. She clearly doesn't like him, but he poured his heart out to try and win her over. ugh #fail

side note- I actually really like Kasey B. and assume she'll be the next bachelorette.

haha I love your updates! I hate courtney! shes fa...

2012-01-10T16:02:16.025-08:00

haha I love your updates! I hate courtney! shes fake bitch! And while I was walking my mom walks in the room and goes "ew they picked him? hes not good looking" haha though of you

Courtney THE MODEL is also fugly. Excuse me, that&...

2012-01-10T15:19:13.882-08:00

Courtney THE MODEL is also fugly. Excuse me, that's not nice. But really? How is that girl a model?

Best Bachelor recap EVER! I don't even think I...

2012-01-10T13:23:07.439-08:00

Best Bachelor recap EVER! I don't even think I will watch it anymore, I will just read your updates! My favorite part is your side note- I HATE HATE HATE kissing noises!

Another prefect recap, thank you. Did you notice t...

2012-01-10T11:47:30.256-08:00

Another prefect recap, thank you. Did you notice that the clock said 2AM when Ben found Jenna sobbing in bed like someone had just beat her.

Also Blakely totally looks like a Horse I've decided.

And you're so right on the Ginger breaking universal ginger rules. Their make out sesh was def weird and unexpected. I think she should go brunette, fake red isn't cute on her.

haha, perfection again!!! I want to hold him down ...

2012-01-10T10:57:48.297-08:00

haha, perfection again!!! I want to hold him down and shave his head!!! His hair looks like a mop!

Thanks for the laugh. I watched last night too and...

2012-01-10T09:59:21.135-08:00

Thanks for the laugh. I watched last night too and always ask myself 100 times per episode, "Why am I watching this crap?!?" But I always tune back in the following week.

I AGREE. I dont like Courtney or Blakeley.

2012-01-10T09:33:06.595-08:00

I AGREE. I dont like Courtney or Blakeley.

hahaha this is too funny. Seriously, how is Courtn...

2012-01-10T08:53:02.844-08:00

hahaha this is too funny.
Seriously, how is Courtney even a model? She is not cute to me, and that lip? WTF.
Blakeley was totally FAKE crying in the room. When she looked up their were NO tears and NO red eyes. Lame bitch.
Thank goodness Jenna is GONE. I hope she's not over a bridge somewhere.

I am peeing myself. Ben makes wine..He could basi...

2012-01-10T08:12:59.075-08:00

I am peeing myself. Ben makes wine..He could basically be disfigured and I would still love him..because he makes wine.

This is SO PERFECT! Seriously. I watched it last n...

2012-01-10T07:59:18.068-08:00

This is SO PERFECT! Seriously. I watched it last night (not sure why... so bad) and I couldn't wait for your recap. HAHA

The model makes me want to rip out my eyeballs. Jenna makes me twitch with her awkwardness. Shawn's two tone hair drives me nuts. Blakely's clothing/personality is just nutso - A onesie that doesn't have anywhere near enough cloth on the top or the bottom. Not ok. And what's with their clothing choices? I thought the Bachelor candidates were supposed to look cute? Um what? And don't even get me started on Ben. So dull. And awkward. I felt bad for the dog... poor thing. I'd howl too!! haha :)

HAHAHAHAHA!! This is WAYYY better than watching th...

2012-01-10T07:58:47.295-08:00

HAHAHAHAHA!! This is WAYYY better than watching the show! I couldn't even get through 5 minutes last night. Raven's Reviews-2 Bachelor-0

Oh and the kissing... yes! Awkward! Courtney &...

2012-01-10T07:57:17.739-08:00

Oh and the kissing... yes! Awkward! Courtney & him had NO kissing chemistry WHATSOEVER! It was so horrible to watch.

1. I completely agree with you about Ben. Snoooooo...

2012-01-10T07:51:40.198-08:00

1. I completely agree with you about Ben. Snooooooze!

2. Courtney THE MODEL bothers me. Her walk included. Remember when she said "How'd that taste comin' out of your mouth?" when she got picked to have a date with Ben? BIATCH!

3. I do NOT understand why there are so many cryers this season - and so EARLY on in the game! Hello, I know you didn't fall in love already, and of COURSE whats-his-face is going to make out with Blakely aka "boobs" in the pool.

4. You make me laugh. A lot!

Sam

Im glad im not this only one that thinks this show...

2012-01-10T07:50:52.254-08:00

Im glad im not this only one that thinks this show is a complete joke. I love your recaps! Here is mine. http://recordingcourtanddave.blogspot.com/

I definitely liked last nights show much better th...

2012-01-10T07:49:07.270-08:00

I definitely liked last nights show much better than the first one.
You said EVERYTHING I was saying last night as if we were watching it together.

Red hair & Red shirt... NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!! Why? However, I got to like her more last night besides her color choices.

Jenna? Ha! Why are you crying again? Why would you EVER say "I'm like a guy." & WHY would you bawl up crying AGAIN.
One thing I NEVER understand is why they already act crazy in love with the Bachelor before they really even get a chance to know him & they cry hysterically.
What's scarey is she BLOGS about LOVE? I REALLY wanna find her blog!

Horseback girl, Yeah she is smokn' hot! However I think she was trying a LITTLE too hard last night in convo with Ben. "Dirt is my Make-up." I felt that was right along with "I'm like a guy". Why would you say that? Even my husband was like - that's dumb.
She has amazing facial features. LIke her!

Blakely - WHOA! Wow! I'm PRETTY sure she had cameltoe but they cut her front bottom half out of the clip. Man, that was wack!
Didn't feel so confindent when Ben found you IN THE CORNER!!! Did you see her face? Hilarious.

Courtney - Ben really likes her. for A MODEL, I wish she could control her mouth more. It does strange things and bothers me. Definitely thought she was acting a lot.

Kasey and Bens date was normal I thought. I like her more now than I did. Definitely awkward moment when they showed his dad. Not only was it a first date for her & him but it was his first date EVER. {on the show clearly, but you know what i mean, right?}

All in all - I can judge these ladies but they have a LOT more nerve than I do. I'd go crazy. No way I could do it. And I always remind myself of the Michelle Money deal. They made her look like a complete CrAzY lady but really she wasn't so bad.

Ben, I do like his style & I think he's a cutie... but yeah, he is a little to laid back for the show. I don't know how he is going to handle it when the girls REALLY start getting attached & the drama REALLY comes out.

BAHAHAHA I haven't watched the episode yet so ...

2012-01-10T07:38:31.553-08:00

BAHAHAHA I haven't watched the episode yet so I didn't read, but Ben in that outfit lets me know there are good things to come!

CarissaExplainsItAll

your recaps are way better than some of the ditzy-...

2012-01-10T07:32:16.725-08:00

your recaps are way better than some of the ditzy-ass fashion bloggers I read who are all "everybody's great! sunshine! rainbows!" no. ALL these women are fucking looney. One more gets infected each day. It started with Jenna, she passed it to Monica, Monica made out with Blakely and gave it to her... and the Model 100% has sociopathic tendencies. I watch enough Criminal Minds to know. I also have no idea why I watch other than to feel good about my life. and how not crazy and not pathetic I am. and how NOT boring my boyfriend is.